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So my boyfriend’s friend posted this on his Facebook and I just like had a rage blackout. BUT since I can’t post a paragraph on why logic like this is complete and utter bullshit on his FB and delete him, I decided I’d take to tumblr instead! 

First of all, fuck “Nice Guys”. Quotations heavily emphasized, because it generally just means a gigantic entitled dickbag posing as a sensitive, misunderstood soul. Please note the second line in this gem: “This means he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.” So right off the bat, this paragon of human decency and general example of all that’s right in humankind and chivalric honor admits they’re not into you as a friend, they’re trying to worm their way in to date you. Real classy. But the fun doesn’t end there!

No, next a woman needs to understand that she’s a real piece of shit for not seeing that his self-serving angling  genuine care and concern for her well being and overall happiness means she should be fucking him! How dare she think she can choose someone she actually finds attractive, instead of recognizing the amount this knight of the round table has put into wooing her? He was in line first to get to that pussy. So obviously, any flaws this other dude has makes him pale in comparison to how perfect the Nice Guy would be for her. 

Finally, that uppity broad has the balls on her to think she can discuss her relationship (the ups AND the downs) with her friend! Shouldn’t she know that friend’s only hanging around until he can get his dick wet, and she’s being super inconsiderate for reminding him she has actual love interests? 

The thing is, the picture’s actually still not as fucking horrifying as some of the comments. Just some select doozies I found dudes commenting with:

“Ladies. We don’t want to be your friend. Ever. If he spends time with you, do him a favor and break off the friendship entirely. You will become the most considerate female out there.”

“say what you like you fucking sluts you are all like this and should burn not in hell but in your cunts with some kind of std then dump out a bunch of kids from all the dum shits you fuck”

“All women who defend this crap is most likely the women that do it. And yes every guy who does did go throw it. Let him go or keep him for ever. Simple as that. He not good enough to go out with or marry, but he is a good friend that sticks with you through thick and thin. Wake up! That is what a true boyfriend or husband post to be! Women and there daddy issues, the need to get over it…”

“It is usually the woman’s loss. She doesn’t get to discover true love because of hormones. Usually gets stuck with a douche bag that uses her up and dumps her for a younger model.”

So there you go, ladies. You THOUGHT you just had a friend who actually gave a shit about you as a human being, like any of your female friends do. Unfortunately, your daddy issues and raging hormones blinded you to the fact that DUH, dudes aren’t just going to be your friend, are you fucking nuts? Who can put up with some dumb cunt unless she’s putting out? Get fucking real. Oh, and remember. A man knows far more about what you deserve than you do. Because he’s just sweet like that.

Some people… Glad all my guy friends are gay.